CULVER -- Due to the sad demise of Culver Chuck, whose career was calamitously concluded last year, Punxsutawney Phil, plenipotentiary of prognostication for predicting winter's end, has pronounced that Culver Clem will serve on a probationary period for our area.
Culver Clem has candidly cautioned that his career curve doesn't coincide with Chuck's but will call with caution his conclusions for this year.
Explaining that Daylight Savings Time has drastically dulled and disrupted his disposition, he duly noted that he would retreat to his den for six more weeks.
• Triton schools are closed today, Tuesday, Feb. 1 due to weather.
• Evening activities Feb. 1 have been postponed for Argos, Bremen, Oregon-Davis, Knox and John Glenn as well as for Ancilla College. The Plymouth Schools canceled evening events and rescheduled its school board meeting on Thursday night.
• The annual Rebuilding Together open house for Wed. Feb. 2 has been rescheduled for Thursday, Feb. 10 at 6 p.m. at the Life Enrichment Ct., 1305 W. Harrison St.
Updates will be provided as received regarding extra-curricular activities this evening.
